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Links and funny stuff!

Here you will find some funny stuff I have found on the net.
Check back regularly, I will add to this collection as I find worthy material.
And don't miss the funny pic of the week
 at the bottom of the page!
 
(My technical staff told me not to put background music on this page.)
Please report dead links on the "home" page in the guestbook.
 
 
 
 

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Ever wanted to learn how to swear in another language? Hasn't everybody? Here's a website that catalogs swear words and phrases in dozens of different languages.
 
 

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Here's a sick interactive game called "Spank your monkey"!
 
 

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Here's a cute little game. The idea is to check out as many chics as possible without getting caught by your girlfriend.
 
 
 

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Ever wonder how the
Chicago Bears got their name?
At this website, you can research
 the history behind
the names of all the NFL teams.
 
 
 

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This is a GREAT site to get satellite photos.
They may be a few years old.
But it's still cool.
That's my house in the photo.
 
 
 
 

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Here is a LIVE Panda bear webcam!
These pandas are at the National Zoo
located in Washington D.C.
I know it is a live webcam cause,
I was watching it when I could hear a
hellicopter fly over the panda exibit.
Just after that, I heard on the t.v. a
live news report saying that the
President's hellicoter had just landed
at the White House!
 
 
 

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Here is a collection of black and white photos
from the gulf war. But I have to warn you...
most of these are pretty graphic.
These might not be o.k. for the kiddies.
 
 
 
 

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Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Here's a real news story about some
zookeepers who are contemplating
extracting a sperm sample from a
monkey by hand! And I do mean
BY HAND! I can see it now...
"hey, let's have the new guy do it!"
 
 
 
 

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Do ya think you can tell the difference
between a man and woman?
Before you answer... you'd better
go test yourself here.
And if your going out to a bar
to pick someone up to take home,
be careful out there!
Maybe you ought to do the old
grab test like Crocodile Dundee did!
 
 
 

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Here's a website that lists a photographic
history of Michael Jackson.
Complete with commentary.( who could resist? )
This is funny... naturally.
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Here's a fun game to get everyone
 in the Christmas spirit!
 
It's called "sober Santa".
To play this game:
Click on the rooftop, then use
your arrow keys to move Santa
around the rooftop to collect
the booze bottles. But, don't
fall off the roof! The more
drunk Santa becomes,
the harder it is to keep on the
rooftop. Just like real life! (ha-ha)
 
 
 

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Here's a site that reveals all the hidden messages in song lyrics.
It's called backmasking, in case you did't know. interesting.
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Here's something on the 'net that's actually useful!
 
A website that tracks the highest and lowest
gas prices in any given major city.
It however didn't list gas prices in MY city.
I guess I don't live in a large enough city
to be included in the info.
But it's still neat to see what
folks are paying elsewhere for gas.
".20 cents a gallon cheaper in Tennessee....
Those bastards!!"
 
 
 
 
 

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Baby poop flash show.
 
Here's a funny flash cartoon!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Today show flasher!
 
Yup... this scene actually made it onto the air!
Mary had to watch it 3 - 4 times to catch it.
I love the expression on Katie Couric's face
when she realized what just happened!!
 
 
 
 

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Here is a deleted Star Wars scene I found.
 This is a scene from the original Star Wars
 movie release from way-way back.
This scene is SO FUNNY I was laughing outloud!!
I loved the looks on Luke and Obie-one's faces!
 
Yes, this vid will take a few minutes to load.
(about 5 minutes for dial-up users.)
But trust me, it's worth it!!
This is a DIRECT LINK
so all ya gotta do is right click the pic
and choose "save target as."
 
 
 
 
 

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Who does that song?
Ever wonder about music
featured in commercials?
This site researched a
bunch of 'em.
including "breath" from
that NEW mitsubishi ad.
(ever notice Mitsubishi comes
up with all the COOL songs?)
 
 
 

Can you kill me now?
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Are you fed up with those STUPID
 verizon comercials? ME TOO!
Here's a funny parody
of that series of ads.
 
 
 

Operation Racoon bye bye.
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All I can say is... they duct taped a
racoon to a skateboard!
Don't worry, the coon was not hurt.
This is really funny!
The site is down sometimes cause
it's been getting so many hits.
Keep trying, 'cause it's worth it!
 
 
 
 

Hey, there's my house! (lol)
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Wanna see some cool pics
of Earth from outer space?
Click the link to check 'em out.
 
 
 
 
 

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This is sick sick sick!
I had a "blast" with it.
(get it? aaww never mind.)
 
 
 
 
 
 

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How 'bout some interactive fireworks
to mess around with?
 
 
 
 
 
 

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So maybe I'm a little behind the times.
That's what happens when you get old,
trends and fashions just pass you by.
Anyway... here's what's happenin',
This group, "Las Ketchup" is burnin
up the pop music charts right now.
Click the link to find out more, and
to hear a sample of their hit song.
 
 
 
 

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Someone spent a lot of time on this site!
 
I guess I would discribe it as...
interesting.
Spend a few minutes and check it out.
 

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Anybody seen Nessie?
 
Here's a live webcam from Scottland!
This one is overlooking Loch Ness, naturally.
 
No... I haven't seen anything unusual in the water.
Maybe you will get lucky.

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Here's a great
flash cartoon
titled, "sandbox".
Mary says this
is aweful!
I say it is art!
You watch it
and see what
you think.

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Here's a website that has a load
of funny sound files from
 angry customers!
O.K. these people
aren't angry...
They're PISSED!

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Anybody up for
NUDE VOLLEYBALL?
Here's a fun game
 that lets you choose
clothing or no clothing
 after you clear
the first level.
YEEEHAAA!

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Bubble gum bubble gum
in a dish.
How many roaches
can you squish?
Here's a game
that might bug you,
 But I found it to
 be a lot of fun.
Enjoy!

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I've been getting lots of
requests for more
"grown-up" type of games.
So here's a website
 with a bunch of
drinking games
for you and
your friends
to enjoy!
Bottoms up!

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Wanna play hangman? It's harder than you think!

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Here's a cool shark game for you to play.

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Here is "Jeff and Mary's family site"
If you wanna know more about us, our interests and our families, You can check it out here.

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Have you seen it??
The space shuttle Atlantis launch video is here for you to download! This was shot using a $725,000 camera mounted near the top of the main fuel tank looking down at the shuttle. The camera only lasted about two minutes before it burnt up!
(I think this WAS the world's most expensive "one time use camera"!)
 

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Here's a cute little kitten that plays with your pointer.

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"How do they know that!" Here's a neat little program that can guess the number you are thinking of. It got my number right!

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Here's a "litter box cam"! Yup you read right... a live steaming webcam of a couple litter boxes!

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Mary refused to watch this. But I think you will agree... THIS IS FUNNY! Give the program a minute to load, it's worth it.

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Here's a cool Russian Roulett game. NO... don't try this at home!

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Here's a neat "Where's Waldo?" game. Check out the music while you search for Waldo.

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What's wrong with this picture? Look closely... it helps to turn up your volume!

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The queers are after you! Shoot them before they have their way with you!

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This game is called: Crash test dumbass!

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Yes, I admit it's sick. Especially after 9/11, But who's sicker, the people who MADE this game or the people who ENJOY this game? ( I enjoy the game.)

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Here's a PONG game gone out of control! This is funny!

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You gotta go check out this guy's super fast "type R"! This is FUNNY!

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Bored? Try this little game below! Watch this rabbit try to catch your pointer!
 

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The Fed's get even with Osama Bin ladin.

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Check out these pic's of a river towboat in big trouble.

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